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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up

surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

yetanotherturtle:

Can i be Vic’s hand pls ty

yetanotherturtle:

Can i be Vic’s hand pls ty

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

lmaoalien:

plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

hunter-of-time said: *Splashes Holy water right into your face.*

caswithashotgun:

*Dean’s bitchface* Satisfied?