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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

The Parent Trap (1998)

She’s a camel

I identify as lampshade. Like a lampshade I dim the brightness in everyone’s life. I also look good doing it.

Me: I'm all you got :)
Ali: can I get a refund? Like can I take you to the pet store and just say can I get a refund and point to you...
Me: ...
Ali: I LOVVVVVEEE YOuuuuu

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

extrarouge:
sadboyblues:

I wish I found them when I was dancing ballet

extrarouge:

sadboyblues:

I wish I found them when I was dancing ballet

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

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